So that’s who Finnick loves, I think.
“I lit up like a Christmas Tree, Hazel Grace”
well first of all don’t use that kind of language
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
Edna is a shining example of all kinds of useful things.
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested