carine. eighteen. norway.

professional fangirl, amateur human being. shipping everlark because it hurts so good.

the hunger games • game of thrones • harry potter
the book thief • chronicles of narnia
american horror story • john green

one day this blog will be quality, but that day is not today

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So that’s who Finnick loves, I think. 

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make me choose:

anonymous asked: bastille or coldplay (+ favourite songs)

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“I lit up like a Christmas Tree, Hazel Grace”

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Anonymous said:
I need some sex advice. How do I approach a guy and ask him to beep boop my neep noop. Also for him to nittle my bittles. Thak u.


well first of all don’t use that kind of language

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

Edna is a shining example of all kinds of useful things.

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but the real question is has nemo found himself

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“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

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Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

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imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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“If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.”

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7x21: Reading is Fundamental 

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So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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